when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
the most irritating moments of my life is morning alarm