either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
"I loved them before they got popular"
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”